a new york
time’s
best selling
author
yep
he’s famous
so proper and well behaved
john green everybody.
that’s john green.
Tracks
they will find this portrait 3000 years from now and create a religion out of it
(Source: jewlzz23)
The hardest choice to make is the one between Internet and sleep.
(Source: downonpayne)
im crying because did disney miss the part where she DIDNT WANT TO DRESS UP FOR THE CEREMONY IN THE MOVIE? NO? OK WERE GONNA IGNORE THAT.
(Source: sandandglass)
(Source: tonymystark)
today i learned you can report people for posting memes on facebook
(Source: twitter.com)
can we talk about how sherlock holmes says ‘neat’
oh these kids were eating themselves to death with mercury poisoned chocolate
neat
golly gee john come look isn’t that just nifty
(Source: tin-pan-ali)
I built him, I take care of him, I’ll fix him.
(Source: mishasteaparty)
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romeo:
hey i just met you.
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romeo:
and this is crazy.
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romeo:
but i saw you at your dad's party that i wasn't supposed to attend and i thought you were pretty cute so i followed you and we kissed but then your nanny called you away and i found out you were a capulet and got bummed so i sneaked into your back yard in the middle of the night and climbed your balcony uninvited to profess my undying love after an hour even though i wanted to bone rosaline like two scenes ago.
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romeo:
so marry me maybe.
